My New Spell Checker
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.-Sauce unknown ___________________
And while we're on the subject of Computers:
Cool error messages:
1) Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
2) Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
3) Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
4) Hit any user to continue.
5) Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
6) Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
7) Close your eyes and press escape three times.
8) Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
9) This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
10) Windows message: 'You have just made a type mismatch! Shall I format
your brain?'
11) This is a message from God: "Rebooting the universe, please log out."
12) Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
13) BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
14) COFFEE.DLL missing... Operator halted.
15) COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup and press any key.
16) REALITY.SYS missing... Universe halted.
17) CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)
18) REALITY.SYS corrupted... Reboot universe? (Y/N)
19) File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
20) Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
21) Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
22) Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
23) WinErr 547: LPT1 not found... Use backup... PENCIL & PAPER.
24) User Error: Replace user, hit any key to continue.
25) Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "LINUX found: Remove it?(Y/Y)"
26) Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
26) Windows unstable: Format C: (Y/Y)
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